De vez en cuando nos pega la nostalgia y nos ponemos a escuchar música que nos gustaba en la pu...

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 by Lourdes López

De vez en cuando nos pega la nostalgia y nos ponemos a escuchar música que nos gustaba en la pubertad (sí, esa bella época de las fiestas de luz y sonido). Elegimos la canción y le ponemos play, pero a la hora de escuchar la letra nos damos cuenta de que el contenido de la canción está lleno de dobles sentidos, sexo, drogas y alcohol.

No que eso nos sorprenda ahora, pero pensar en que nuestra inocente mente cantaba eso cuando teníamos 11 años es un poco perturbador. Esta es la lista de las canciones más ofensivas que cantábamos cuando éramos niños:

1. “It Wasn’t Me” – Shaggy

“Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [Versión no censurada: Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor]”

2. “Lady Marmalade” – Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Mya, Pink

“Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what) Voulez vous coucher avec moi”

3. “You Oughta Know” – Alanis Morissette

“Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby”

4. “All That She Wants” – Ace of Base

“All that she wants is another baby She’s gone tomorrow boy All that she wants is another baby All that she wants is another baby”

5. “Genie In A Bottle” – Christina Aguilera

“If you wanna be with me Baby there’s a price to pay I’m a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way”

6. “Baby Got Back” – Sir Mix A Lot

“I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can’t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough”

7. “Candy Shop feat. Olivia” – 50 Cent

“I’ll take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick the lollipop Go ‘head girl, don’t you stop Keep going ‘til you hit the spot (woah)”

8. “Scotty Doesn’t Know” – Lustra

“Scotty doesn’t know, That Fionna and me, Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she’s in church, But she doesn’t go, Still shes on her knees, and…”

9. “Feeling This” – Blink 182

“I got no regret right now (I’m feeling this) The air is so cold and low (I’m feeling this) Let me go in her room (I’m feeling this) I love all the things you do (I’m feeling this) {I wanna take off her clothes (I’m feeling this)} Show me the way to bed (I’m feeling this) Show me the way you move (I’m feeling this)”

10. “The Real Slim Shady” – Eminem

“Y’all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before”

11. “Work It” – Missy Elliot

“Is it worth it, let me work it I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it If you got a big ***, let me search you And find out how hard I gotta work you”

12. “Boom Boom Boom Boom” – Vengaboys

“Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room Let’s spend the night together From now until forever Boom boom boom boom I wanna double boom Let’s spend the night together Together in my room”

13. “Milkshake” – Kelis

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they’re like It’s better than yours, Damn right it’s better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge”

14. “Californication” – Red Hot Chili Peppers

“First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication”

15. “The Bad Touch” – Bloodhound Gang

“Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts”

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